I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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