Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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