But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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