Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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