I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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