i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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