David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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