Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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