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(774): View more from Massachusetts

his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.

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(425): View more from Washington

he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.

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(418): View more from Quebec

I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice

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(407): View more from Florida

How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.

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(705): View more from Ontario

this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer

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(773): View more from Illinois

I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

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