why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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