i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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