You work out of a Hotel?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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