**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
just come out here and I will go home with you...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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