lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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