Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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