your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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