he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There's always time for handjobs
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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