Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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