i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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