spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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