I am puke
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize
