Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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