try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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