Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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