Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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