She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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