She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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