I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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