At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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