how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Green mimosas i think yes
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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