just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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