How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She even gives head with a lisp.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just want to make out with him forever
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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