i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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