i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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