I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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