Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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