Please, let me fuck your mom
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
nutella sex= disaster
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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