I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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