The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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