i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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