Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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