Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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