Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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