I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His hands were made for my vagina.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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