I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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