This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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