new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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