I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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