so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
