i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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