Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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