Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize