Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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