It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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