Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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