how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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